Literature
How to face your sport team's loss (Satirical)
So, your sports team has been defeated by your biggest rivals. They’ve repeatedly proven to be the stronger side and they’re lifting up some big juicy cup in your face. Some intellectuals may ask you why you’re so butthurt for a bunch of millionaires chasing a ball, but that’s not the moment to talk about that. You lost, utterly and clearly. So what now? Accept the defeat, congratulate your rivals then be quiet and privately analyse what went wrong with your fellow supporters? Hahahahahaha! What kind of De Coubertin-esque idiocy is this? Real supporters fight for victory even when there’s nothing to win. And no, your own dignity isn’t included in the list of things to save, there’s only TROPHIES. But how can you keep fighting? How can you show your triumphant rivals that they are the real losers, even if they’re raising that big shining cup in front of your own eyes? Let’s have a look at how you can completely destroy them with facts and logic: Blame the referees. The great classic.