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-= KRONOS =-
How can you defeat me with your poor data flow?
I'm the king and director - I'm runnin' this show
I'm titanium-tough and fashionably dressed
You're a faulty mass of bits 'bout to be de-rezzed
Tick-tock on the clock, my mic is always rocked
Your resumé can't compare - it's a Word file of crock
Sure, a million cuts, and you don't even squint
But one nick on your card...you're no longer mint
You lead a ragtag bunch to fight the man of Armageddon
But once he turns up, their own legs they'll be wettin'
This slut can't whip 'em in shape? You're a total disgrace
I conquered Uranus - I can take your face

-= ISABEL =-
Looks like we got us a wack abnormality
Your verses are so soft, they're comedy
Now this so-called slut will mess your script up
And then I'll bring you down harder than a stone in your gut
You think the database of time and space would respect you?
Well, it might if Segata came to your rescue
You may as well direct Cats, a mountain lion gone crazy
And who would want you in office? YOU EAT BABIES
Mom and Dad had a spat, and you didn't like that
Took down your old man, paranoia was begat
Like father like twat, you reap what you sow
And look how low you did go - you're on cue in Limbo

-= KRONOS =-
Please, don't act like your life's any better
They butcher your folks, you give in to peer pressure
When all was said and done, the multiverse had run
Out of spare Isabels...and then there was one
Winter is coming, and how tragic it'll be
When you're fucked all over by your own misery
All the world's a stage, and you don't get to play
So go bring us some donuts, with a tall latte

-= ISABEL =-
I'm no one's intern, but I am your worst critic
Your words are so bitter, they make ears hemolytic
If you're so titanic, call me an iceberg, dude
'Cuz I'm sinking you further than your dear Lamashtu
You're just a Windows 98, and I'm a supercomputer
If I wanted a queer to bitch to me, I'd chat with Yuuta
Your glory days are gone, pops, so don't mess with me,
Or I'll bust your tin ear and drop your A to Z
ERB of Roleplay - Kronos vs. Isabel Union
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WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!

Another Epic Rap Battle of our old roleplaying days! Here we have Kronos (Neo Pantheon), the Titan King, and Isabel Union, Director of Terminal Z! It's a battle of all time, for sure!

I'll explain the lyrics here, of course.

-= DISCLAIMER =-
- Kronos (c) UMS Studio
- Isabel Union (c) Scarlett Benson (SKAETLETT)
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Beowulf Story Mode Bingo by UMSAuthorLava
Beowulf Story Mode Bingo
Based on Beowulf's current bio and character quotes regarding him, I made this 9-square bingo card for interactions with the original eight fighters in Beowulf's Story Mode.

Ms. Fortune: Doggy pun: ...Does this one really need explaining?
Peacock: Bets Andy that she can beat him: Her crony, Andy Anvil, is clearly a fan, and Peacock has two intro lines against the Wulf, both making mention of Andy.
Painwheel: Challenge from Brain Drain: I know, this is out of the blue. I really couldn't think of any other reason Painwheel would fight Beowulf.
Filia: Challenge from Samson: Someone as experienced as Samson might be interested. Still, Filia might be unlikely to show up in the Story.
Cerebella: Fangirling: This is obvious to understand.
Valentine: Unwanted flirting: At least this if she's present at the Grand Cathedral.
Parasoul: Personal connection: It's been made clear that Beowulf had some role in the Grand War seven years ago. Is Parasoul worried for his safety?
Double: Tries to stop him from reaching the Skull Heart: Obviously, a man can't be turned into a Skullgirl, so Double would have no chance of benefit if Beowulf gets to the Heart. Maybe a mirror match?

-= DISCLAIMER =-
- All characters here (c) Lab Zero Games: Mike Zaimont and Alex Ahad (oh8)
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Sorceress Valdis by UMSAuthorLava
Sorceress Valdis
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Regnimalis character Valdis!

The nation Nurcigo has been very militaristic, but because of this it provides some of the finest soldiers in the world. Even if their methods weren't the most humane, so to speak...But trust me, long ago, the methods were worse.

And so we look back 500 years ago when Valdis was a normal little rat ferran. Her parents didn't want her to be subjected to Nurcigo's boot camps, so they brought her to a distant nation. However, Nurcigian officers tracked them down, insisting that by law, she is required to train. She was stolen away, never to see her parents again...

In Nurcigo's training camps, Valdis bore witness to some true atrocities - severe punishments for error in action, manner, or health. Many of her campmates died under the pressure of the training's intensity. How she held on for so long is unknown. However, it was found that Valdis was compatible with the art of necromancy - manipulation of spirits and dead matter. She mastered it in just a few months. And when she did...she brutally killed her instructors, making sure that they died feeling the pain that the young students suffered in their own dying moments.

Ever since, Nurcigo's training methods have been a bit tamer, probably out of fear of igniting Valdis's wrath again. Many of the younger students viewed Valdis like a big sister, as she made sure they survived the day so they can improve and become the greatest soldiers of their generation. Even today, she stands as Nurcigo's most powerful soldier - pity be to those that impede her path...

As a Necromancer, she can reverse her own physical age, generally to a 9-year-old body. She may look like a child, but she's something else entirely. Necromancy also encompasses communication with deceased spirits. To most, these spirits don't resemble any ferran in particular, but Valdis can see what they looked like in life. While it's stated that she can control dead matter, it's nigh impossible to do so with dead matter that's still connected to a lifeform - so, controlling hair and skin can't be done. But she can control forms of petroleum, like tar. In fact, her Tarbraces collect and project tar into all sorts of forms, like giant hands.

Valdis is quiet most of the time, barely speaking above a normal tone. In fact, her brow rarely furrows. If it does, though, that's when she pulls all stops and gets dead-serious. No pun intended. She will destroy you.

-= DISCLAIMER =-
- Valdis (c) UMS Studio
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UMSAuthorLava
...is a total psychic psycho.
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
Who's the freak next door, making all this crazy artwork?
(You better know my name cause I'm...)
MR. AUTHOR
He's inspired by Japan and his insert has no eyeballs~
(The eye sockets shoot blood and Chacarron)

Don't let yourself be fooled by his chibi appearance~
(You better be afraid of...)
MR. AUTHOR
He doesn't play with guns, and he never does narcotics~
(Who has time for stupid things like that?)

Lava's phones, I'm really not alone~
Bleskaze, writing's underway~
Zenmei's blade, must get pictures made~
Kyodai no pantsu! (Ah hell, not again...)

He can rule the world, and still finish his commissions~
(Everyone knows I'm the craziest)
MR. AUTHOR
You better watch your step or he'll spaz out on you~
(I turned Karasz into a baseball)

I'm all wrapped in my art, and I guess it's true, yar~
I don't have as many friends as you~
But I think you're nice, and maybe we can be frieeeeends...
...and if you say no, YOU'RE OKTOROK~

Who's the freak next door, making all this crazy artwork?
(You better know my name cause I'm...)
MR. AUTHOR
Just remember this when you browse his gallery~
(I'm the craziest nut you'll ever see)

Favourite genre of music: Video game music
Favourite style of art: chibi--big eyes and noseless if has a regular human nose
Shell of choice: Spiny Shell
Skin of choice: The kind with white fur
Favourite cartoon character: Mitri (GEOweasel)
Interests
Our roleplay...at DSUR20...has ended.

KyoraSan, AlexandervonKoopa, Skaetlett, Shadowmarch...Everyone's abandoned ship.

All because of a big mistake of mine...

That was the one thing keeping us together, and I...I jeopardized it...

I... {sob} I'm...sorry...

I didn't wanna be selfish...! I just wanted to contribute to the scenario, but...and now because of this it's too late for me to fix my...my biggest mistake...!

{sob} It's over, then...Didn't even have a chance to...to fix my mistake...

Maybe it's better this way...All roleplays I'm involved in...always seem to spiral into descent and...and get abandoned...but...usually out of lack of interest...Here, it's...it's worse. It's abandoned because of...an argument...

{sob} Please don't...don't try to invite me to any of your RPs, anyone...It'll only lead to more heartbreak...
  • Mood: Miserable
  • Drinking: My own tears

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Porn4Grim Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Thxmuch by Porn4Grim   
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SharpySaber Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Lots of page veiws on here.
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UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What, this? Nah, it's probably nothing compared to most other dA vets.
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SharpySaber Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
The artwork looks pretty good
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Thunder-the-Coyote Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the llama badge!
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HeartinaThePony Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you take requests? Can you draw two Sonics hugging each other?
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Collecter128 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
Thanks for the badge!3D Llama Badge 
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Amarcato Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the favorite! :D
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Made something for you elemental-aura.deviantart.com/…
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Saia-Nara Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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